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And I’m in pieces… baby, fix me, and you shake me till you wake me from this bad dream… I’m going down, down, down, down.
Baby (Justin Bieber Cover) by Relient K <3
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I’M NOT “ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.” I SIMPLY FIND GOING OUTSIDE TO BE A TERRIFYING, UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE RIFE WITH DANGERS AND THE CONSTANT THREAT OF EYE CONTACT, SO I TRY NOT TO DO IT MORE THAN IS STRICTLY NECESSARY. 
CAN WE GO BACK IN NOW? I’M EXPECTING A FACEBOOK MESSAGE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M NOT “ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.” I SIMPLY FIND GOING OUTSIDE TO BE A TERRIFYING, UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE RIFE WITH DANGERS AND THE CONSTANT THREAT OF EYE CONTACT, SO I TRY NOT TO DO IT MORE THAN IS STRICTLY NECESSARY. 

CAN WE GO BACK IN NOW? I’M EXPECTING A FACEBOOK MESSAGE.

What I did this Sunday! It came out awesome!

What I did this Sunday! It came out awesome!

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HEY MICKEY, YOU’RE SO FINE. YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND.
HEY MICKEY!
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
HEY MICKEY!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY MICKEY, YOU’RE SO FINE. YOU’RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND.

HEY MICKEY!

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

HEY MICKEY!

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WHEN YOU ARE PETTING ME YOU ARE THE PAW OF A HUMAN BUT WHEN YOU’RE JUST LYING THERE, LITTLE HAND, THEN … THEN YOU ARE FOOD.
I AM GOING TO STALK AND DEVOUR YOU.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHEN YOU ARE PETTING ME YOU ARE THE PAW OF A HUMAN BUT WHEN YOU’RE JUST LYING THERE, LITTLE HAND, THEN … THEN YOU ARE FOOD.

I AM GOING TO STALK AND DEVOUR YOU.

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CAN HE LIVE IN MY BEDROOM HE IS MY TURTLE FRIEND.

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CAN HE LIVE IN MY BEDROOM HE IS MY TURTLE FRIEND.

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HOLY SHIT, YOU GOT PIZZA ROLLS?
I LOVE YOU.
TRULY. MADLY. DEEPLY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HOLY SHIT, YOU GOT PIZZA ROLLS?

I LOVE YOU.

TRULY. MADLY. DEEPLY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAKING SALAD, LA LA LA. SALAD IS MY ONLY FRIEND. I LOVE SALAD. LA LA LA. I AM SO LONELY, OH MY GOD. SALAD SALAD SALAD. LA LA LA.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAKING SALAD, LA LA LA. SALAD IS MY ONLY FRIEND. I LOVE SALAD. LA LA LA. I AM SO LONELY, OH MY GOD. SALAD SALAD SALAD. LA LA LA.